People are always like, Angela, it must be nice to travel through time. But it’s not all roses.

For example, the other day I’m in ancient Mesopotamia, when Cain comes in from the fields. He was dark, brooding, athletic—a total hunk! So I say to this sheep, if that’s Cain, then I’m able!

But the sheep just says, look, stupid. Even if I did understand language, which I don’t, why would I speak English? Get out of town, you dummy! Then it turns away and smokes a cigarette.

So time travel can be frustrating. But overall it’s pretty great.

29 May 2010 — 3:25 pm